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'Feast of Love' wastes fine acting and lots of nakedness, thanks to a stupid screenplay
I was explaining to someone the other day why this piece is relevant and important. Here's what I said:. Human anatomy at the end of the day is quite wonderful and mundane at the same time. There's a commonality here. Yet our cultures put a premium on certain body parts and call some of them sexual, suggestive, indecent, and even dirty. The female form harbors one of such bodyparts mentioned above, the breasts. While wonderful in their aesthetic outline, incredible function of lactation after pregnancy, breasts are just another body part. Yet men and women obsess over them, their size, their shape, their balance, their fit in clothes I think by making molds of several pairs and putting them on a blank wall the artist not only underlines the general intrigue behind variation of shapes but also takes something we place a lot of emphasis on and makes it mundane by repetition. Lots of Boobs to choose from, pick one.
Freeman plays Harry, a college professor mourning the loss of his son to drugs. He resides in a cute college town with his wife, Esther Jane Alexander , who occasionally gets herself in trouble by suggesting her grieving husband should go back to work. In the first of many script contrivances, Harry hangs around Jitters, a coffee shop owned by Bradley Kinnear , a happily married guy oblivious to the fact that his wife Selma Blair is a lesbian in bloom. It's obvious to us that she's a lesbian, because a pretty girl tags her on the ass during a softball game, and she reacts coyly. The only thing missing from this moment is Blair giving "aw shucks" eyes and touching her index finger to her bottom lip. So Bradley loses his wife. In the meantime, he hires smoking-hot Chloe Alexa Davalos to work in his coffee shop, making his emo-haircut employee, Oscar Toby Hemingway , very happy.
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