I was trying to find my wife; she was trying to find her parents. I was drunk, too, and wanted to run off with her. I might have said this out loud. Trumpets and trombones drowned out everything for a second. Behind the cows? All at once, I realized this crazy chicka was serious about taking the goat. Okay, well, maybe goats are good at sniffing out wives or parents? We made a run for it. I was pretty sweaty to begin with; it was great to move faster than the flies buzzing around my head. Still, she could call after a reasonable time.
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